![]() ![]() The Chicago Botanic Garden has not installed a “smart garden” with “emergent plants.”.D.C.'s Arena Stage did not name a corgi named Pickles to its leadership team.The Pittsburgh Steelers have not signed Calvin Broadus Jr.Subaru is not entering the granola business with “the closest thing you’ll find to eating compost for breakfast.”.Glenlivet does not sell “the finest boxed whisky to ever grace the shores of whatever land mass you live on.”.Always wanted to know how to say “my cat is a lawyer,” in Japanese, but found yourself spending more time on the toilet and less time at the library? Well now, you can kill two birds with one stone, taking a whiz and becoming a language whiz from the comfort of your commode. Each sheet of bathroom tissue comes decorated with sayings translated into other languages like Spanish, Chinese and Portuguese. The brand is rolling out the first ever three-ply Duolingo toilet paper roll. And now, thanks to language-learning app Duolingo, it’s not. Remote learning shouldn’t be limited to staring at a laptop in your living room all day. Now, before you go all nutty tossing out your pricey, high-end serums and daily cleansers you should know - the IPSY and JIF crossover doesn’t exist. A collaboration between cosmetics brand Ipsy and Jif peanut butter is giving foodies and beauties the best of both worlds this April Fools’ Day. The “Extra Crunchy Exfoliating Scrub” and the “Hydrating Creamy Peanut Butter Sheet Mask,” are packed with Vitamins D & E and, obviously, some choice nuts. Yum! Thanks to a master collab between cosmetics subscription service Ipsy and Jif peanut butter, beauty buffs and snackers can now delight in a few all-in-one healthy treats. It clears acne in a jiff!Įating peanut butter and exfoliating away layers of dead skin from your face no longer have to be two separate tasks. Well weird-doughs, hate to burst your seltzer bubbles, but this disaster in a can isn’t a thing. If there was a Hawiian style I bet it would actually be good.- Andy Holmes March 31, 2021 However, while cheeseheads on Twitter seem to be ready to spend their hard-earned cheddar on Velveeta’s self-grooming products, alas, it was all a big joke. Adding the processed cheese company’s Daily Moisturizer, Night Cream and Renewal Serum to any skin care routine will give you the gloss of a heaping helping of nachos. Who doesn’t want to glisten with the glow of liquid gold, right? Well Velveeta’s new exclusive skin care line, V by Velveeta, is sure to replenish your skin’s natural rich and creamy complexion. ![]() But to other city residents, plans to demolish the Hudson Yards Vessel just sounds like a horrible joke. New Yorkers have nicknamed the visually striking tower “the burrito from hell.” Many have also joined emotional health support groups in which they share how the Vessel’s avant-garde design has given them frequent nightmares. The landmark was just asking for some ribbing. Instead, a digital rendering of the structure will be sold as a non-fungible token (NFT) in an auction next month, according to the notorious pranksters at the art website Hyperallergic. Manhattan’s iconic 150-foot-tall Hudson Yards Vessel will be reduced to dust in a New York minute as developers plan to dismantle the copper-clad structure in the coming days. The Yards in shards The Vessel in Hudson Yards. While classic time-tested tricks such as placing clear plastic wrap over your buddy’s toilet seat or digitally torturing your bestie with a text message bubble that’s never coming are still viable schemes, it seems everyday rascals and goofball brands alike are pulling out the big guns this April 1.Ĭheck out how wild the chain of fools are going in celebration of the hoodwinker’s holiday. ![]() It’s a fool’s paradise up in here, up in here.Īfter the soul-crushing year we just suffered through, pandemic-exhausted pranksters are taking their April Fools’ Day jokes seriously in 2021. Jimmy Fallon and Jimmy Kimmel switch late-night shows for April Fool’s prankīest April Fools’ Day pranks: Fake pregnancy, gross donut shocker, more Lunch ladies trick kids with Easter eggs - with surprise filling Author Jeannette Walls’ talks new book ‘Hang the Moon’ ![]()
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